The Simpsons has been around for as long as most of us reading this have been alive, but they are definitely smarter than we’ve could ever hope to be. I mean, they’ve predicted far too many things for it to be a coincidence, right? RIGHT? All we can say though is, “D’OH!” 1. via habalushy 2….
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Can you solve them? 1. Ham or tan? w_tommo 2. Afghan Hound or Saruman? tirisal1 3. Pomeranian or pancake? Pinterest 4. Sheepdog or mop? Rebecca Dallman 5. Sloth or Pain au Chocolat? Sloth or Pain au Chocolat? pic.twitter.com/IvWofwlznn — You Had One Job (@_youhadonejob1) March 15, 2016 6. Fishing lure or sex toy? khufudude 7….
These people have to live with this on their skin for the rest of their lives, so the next time you think a joke tattoo is a good idea, think of these unfortunately souls. However, if you decide you still need to get that shitty tattoo, make sure you go the place that isn’t advertising…
If you thought dating in America was tough, don’t make your way over to China. If these screengrabs from the Chinese dating show If You Are the One are any indicator, things are much more difficult over there. And weirder. 1. Tenroads 2. The Vision Times 3. PRI 4. Tenroads 5. SBS 6. blogs.crikey 7. Tenroads 8….
The only thing these people should be philosophizing is whether they should stop word-vomiting everything that comes to their head on Twitter. But hey, what do we know, we’re just sheep who don’t even see that real eyes realize real lies. 1. Schrödinger’s cat killed itself. via gabriey 2. We have become The Internet. via risenrubix 3. Delete…
Whoever told these people they are profound in any way need to be shot out of a rocket straight in the ocean along with all the self-proclaimed geniuses of the world. 1. via R0botP1rate 2. via iamverysmart 3. via iamverysmart 4. via brycemackey 5. via Plastonick 6. via MakePornNotWar 7. via Myxomatosis_ 8. via 4775795f4d616e 9. via karliekisbae 10. via TheDoctorGraves
Why, oh why, do people insist on writing bullshit stories about how good they are at getting dates? It would be one thing if it wasn’t a hyperbolic pit of masturbatory bragging, but come on now. You think we believe you did three back flip punchies on a marine while you vaping, Frank? Get real….
School is ass, finals are asshole. There is nothing good about them, you’re up late, you’re tired, you’re working non stop. It’s hard to be a slacker. Illustrated by Nathan Yaffe