Being a creep on the internet is a common occurance, but these people wanted to take it up a notch with their interesting choice in roleplay.
We’re pretty sure that mimicking an in-person interaction by using *asterisks* to depict what you’d be doing IRL is not the sexiest way to flirt with somone. Especially when it goes a little something like this:
*Smells your hair and grins, tips fedora like a le gentleman*.
The only real response to any of these scenarios is *cringe*.
1. Uh, yeah please don’t do that.
2. The end times are opon us.
3. Please get out of my lap, strange adult man.
4. Howdy *shoots self in face*
5. *audibly gags*
6. Good thing I put out the mouse traps.
7. You missed the mark entirely.
8. I’m not dead, I just wish I was.
9. Don’t tickle me ever in any circumstance.
10. *Hexes you for life*
11. Oh, oh no thank you to all of that.
12. Cool, so the cops are on their way.
13. Wow, so interesting.
14. Maybe you should just stay in the shadows, my dude.