Neckbeards aren’t new to the internet. They’ve been lurking around every 15-year-old girl’s Facebook page since MySpace went down. The one’s who have a love hate relationship with their mom (SHUT UP, DONNA, I’M MAKING A KATANA DEMO VIDEO FOR YOUTUBE) and drink Mountain Dew more often than water.
They are a special breed of angry nerd that pound away harder on their keyboard than they do their dongos, which trust us, they pound at A LOT.
1. Plot twist: no one has ever invited him to a bar.
2. PAY ATTENTION, M’LADIES:
3. Lecture and chill.
4. Use your sharp brain sword to defeat dumb n00bs.
5. Yes, they’re all avoiding you.
6. The eloquence, the mystery, the bag of Doritos.
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